Never ever ever ever wake someone up to piss them off.
It's bad for everyone involved. The person who did the waking, the wakee, and the poor unfortunate Dood who gets his covers yanked off of him, yelled at, and slapped on his leg for drinking three THREE juice boxes.
|And didn't even discard the evidence!!|
This little booger didn't ask for juice, didn't drink just one, and didn't even throw the empty boxes away!! More importantly, I was sleep. In my sleepy stupor I slid out the bed, stammered to his bedroom where his Daddy had already tucked him safely away and scolded the kid with one eye open and a slap.
By the time I got back to my own bed I had to recount what I did just so I could understand what I just did!!! Then I prayed Lawd please don't let the sugar keep this kid up all night and Lawd if you're listening, because I know you're busy, please oh please don't let this kid wet the bed. Amen.
You know this reminds me of the time where the hubby & I were on vacation and I was thoroughly enjoying the hotel's black out curtains and the time delay and sleeping in waaaayyy past my normal. This man woke me up because he was hungry!!!! I repeat, HE was hungry. Next thing I remember I was in a buffet, still shaking from the abruptness of it all. The worse part? We get back to our room and he takes a nap!!!!!
I think I need to re-write my wedding vows to include: I promise to never ever ever ever wake you up for my own benefit...unless of course it benefits you too.
Don't you just hate when someone wakes you up for no logical reason? Don't people know that no good will come of it?