I Can't Write Today

Oh Kimora Goddess of Fabulosity...

Too busy worried about going to this thing by myself

& not knowing anyone

I hate meeting new people (this is a lie)

And I can't find the shoes I want to wear

I think my sister stole them

And my hair ain't right

And I can't channel my inner Kimora

And it's 2 hours away...

Not the event but the location is 2 hours away.

And I have to drive

And then I have to drive back

And my hubby says I better not be home when he gets there

He wants me to go

So I may walk around Walmart instead

It qualifies as a "not be home" location

Can you call people by their twitter handles?

'Cause those are the names I know

I could have brought my bestie

But she's a social butterfly and I would swarm around her

Can't meet people this way

And I really really love meeting new people (that may be a lie)

And I'm also too bloated for spanx

And I have to wear a dress or be dressy

Or dress like a grown up

I don't remember

It's on the ticket I bought a month ago

Which means I have to go right?