|Oh Kimora Goddess of Fabulosity...|
Too busy worried about going to this thing by myself
& not knowing anyone
I hate meeting new people (this is a lie)
And I can't find the shoes I want to wear
I think my sister stole them
And my hair ain't right
And I can't channel my inner Kimora
And it's 2 hours away...
Not the event but the location is 2 hours away.
And I have to drive
And then I have to drive back
And my hubby says I better not be home when he gets there
He wants me to go
So I may walk around Walmart instead
It qualifies as a "not be home" location
Can you call people by their twitter handles?
'Cause those are the names I know
I could have brought my bestie
But she's a social butterfly and I would swarm around her
Can't meet people this way
And I really really love meeting new people (that may be a lie)
And I'm also too bloated for spanx
And I have to wear a dress or be dressy
Or dress like a grown up
I don't remember
It's on the ticket I bought a month ago
Which means I have to go right?