Alovelydai: The Tree That Broke Dood

Last night's epic fast & furious storm knocked out our power and broke the tree out back. It also broke Dood. This child hasn't been the same since. He keeps checking the tree every 5 minutes to see if it fixed itself. He first reported the news to the hubby who was at work last night & missed the adventure.

"Daddy, you got to come home & save us. The tree fell down & we trapped."

Then this morning he reported the news to my mother.

"Mama the tree fell down...and it's so bad...and dangerous...and I was playing my game and we got outta here...and the power went out...and me and my mommy and my sister got outta here.

Then he reported the news to my aunt.

"Aunt Crystal the storm knocked the tree down in the back side and I was playing my game...not Sonic....but Naruto and the lights went off...then on...then off...then on...then off...and we got on the sofa and mommy read a story and then we went to the bookstore because we got thirsty and I drank mommy's drink...and it was dangerous!"

This was me & Fidge's Facebook conversation last night:

Help I'm stuck at Borders drinking a frozen chai. Someone turn the power back on so I can go home. Oh & get the tree that fell behind my house. ~Signed Too Hot For This.

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- Fidge: Chill, I'm in here with you, and i'm a little on the cool side. You'll be fine.
  
  11 hours ago ·
- Me: But that Dood is with us & he slobbered all over my straw.
  
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- Fidge: Yeah... He molested it... I know that's a strong word but that's how I Feel right about now.
  
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- Me: I need a new one...a straw...not a Dood (or a molester)...but he put it back in my drink so that's ruined to. I need a new drink.
  
  11 hours ago ·
- Fidge: Aww.. that's about 5 dollars or less. Who knows... All i know is that I wish i didn't look over when he was violating that straw. But anywho How are you? (I feel like if we had a conversation the pedestrians of Borders will be listening in on us...)
  
  11 hours ago ·
- Me: They are kinda close.
  
  11 hours ago ·
- Fidge: Aren't they! I can hear the lady behind us talk about some nonsense. And Dood over here playing Super Mario.. And i'm kinda chillin' but ya know... Running low on chai, down to just cream... Life is tough...
  
  11 hours ago ·
- Me: ‎#FirstWorldProblems
  
  11 hours ago ·
- Fidge: Haha Should definitely put that u. The Government needs to address this problem.
  
  11 hours ago ·
- Fidge: up*
  
  11 hours ago ·
- Me: U think the power is on yet?
  
  11 hours ago ·
- Fidge: ‎...I hope so.. Im going to need a nice shower when I get home and I kinda want some light to go with that.
  
  11 hours ago ·
- Me: Good thing we get a lot of candle practice huh?
  
  11 hours ago ·
- Fidge: True... True... But it's awful hot in there. Some AC would be cool too? Don't need that steam coming in and frizzing up my hair.. I actually took the time to do it today.
  
  11 hours ago ·
- Me: Great news. Your hair is already ruined.
  
  11 hours ago ·
- Fidge: ‎*Jealous*... Where's the Dislike button when you need it.. And where's the Mute button for Doodles?
  
  11 hours ago ·
- Me: Not sure but there are a couple of trash cans to the right to the right.
  
  10 hours ago ·
- Fidge: Haha, Just don't read the signs when we dispose of him or else we'll feel compelled to put him in the proper trash can for Doodles.
  
  10 hours ago ·
- Me: We're in a book store. Surely there has to be a book on the subject. Something like: "How To Dispose Of Doods For Awesome Chicks"
  
  10 hours ago ·
- Fidge: Hm... Now that you mention it I think I spotted on in the "How to" section. Shall we go look?
  
  10 hours ago ·
- Me: Yes...let's
  
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- FIdge: Lol Alrighty then
  
  10 hours ago ·
- Friend: ‎**this is hilarious** if this is how you to go on everyday you should get a reality show...I was totally entertained!!
  
  2 hours ago ·
- Me: Yes this is normal. LOL!!!
  
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