I consider myself a great gift giver. That said, this summer alone I've shelled out enough thought & money for all four seasons. It's a bit much. Let's revisit the gift list.
Father's Day (for Dad)
Father's Day (for Hubby)
Dad's Birthday (milestone)
Mom's Birthday (milestone)
And coming soon...
Bestie's Birthday (milestone)
Fidge's Sweet 16
Mom In Law Birthday
And yet another friggin Wedding
I'm done y'all. Like really done. So I've found the perfect crossover gift for all ages and occasions AND it's great for both men and woman.
Ladies and Gentlemen I bring you the Butt Face Towel. As I hand them out I shall boast, "You get a Butt Face Towel and YOU get a Butt Face Towel." YES!!! The heavens have shone me the light and the way! I'ont even care if they use 'em or if they dry off themselves off from a freshly dipped shower with the wrong end. This shall be the my special gift to all. A useful gift. A practical gift. A gift that would put a smile on even the most hardened of criminals. Folks from far and wide will open their recycled gift bags filled with leftover shoe box tissue paper and stand in awe of the awesomeness that is the and forever will be the Butt Face Towel.
Why? Cause why not that's why! And I'm exhausted.